HELP please!

Driving myself mad trying to design a cover. I know best advice is to get a professional - but they cost money! As I've probably made less than £100 in my fiction writing life it isn't viable. So the hammering my head against a wall continues.

These are some of the ideas I've had - bearing in mind that I want it to have some link to the original.

Alison goes to Ibiza for her hen do, hence the sun cream. Comments included, 'Why have you got a carrot on the front?' (Viewed from a distance.)

Incorporating suggestions from children.

There are two reasons for the handcuffs ...

Saw the picture and just fancied doing something completely different.